Thursday, February 17, 2011

On Organising My Life Into Manageable Subportions

Hello my dear Internet Friends! I do trust that this blog post finds you well, and that you day has been as filled with mirth as mine. Given that the first half of my day was filled with me desperately wanting to go back to sleep, you would probably assume that it would be quite easy to get as much joy from your waking hours as I - but then you'd be discounting the latter portion of my day, which included a reasonably challenging programming problem, a trip to Dick Smith to visit Emma at work, a switch from Vodafone to Telstra as far as mobile providers go, and finally several cups of delicious varieties of tea. The last couple of hours have rocked the socks right off my body!

Don't You Realise How Delicious That Actually Is?!

I have plans (which may be a surprise to some, who believe that my ability to forward think is limited by quite a number of factors - anecdotal evidence being one of them...) that I wish to implement by the end of the year. One of the plans of which I speak involves me breaking the lease on my current house, which would make sense for several reasons - not least of all because I don't have enough flipping room for all of my possessions in this house! And so, to this end, Spud, Encey, and myself have made the pact to move in to the same house as each other. Preferably the house that Spud currently lives in - if only we could get the people who currently live there (minus Spud, duh) to move out.

One thing that I plan to do, when I eventually do live in a house with the terrific two of whom I spake above is to have an area dedicated to each activity I partake in often. "Madness!" I hear you cry, "Preposterous!! How could you possibly have a room dedicated to each of these things?! How could a house be that big?! FIE YOUR ROOM COUNTING ABILITIES, BAILEY - IS THAT WHY THEY CALL YOU A TIGER?! BECAUSE YOU LACK THE CAPACITY TO TALLY ROOMS?!"



Well, first of all, you'll notice that I said "an area" and not "a room", so if you'd kindly take a little more notice of my musings before you burst out like that, then it would be greatly appreciated. And...If not...I must ask you to leave, I'm afraid. Otherwise, I shall continue! Yes, this house is quite large, and has a number of different "areas". There are four bedrooms in the house, as well as a lounge-room, a dining room, a partially covered courtyard area, and another little open office-like area. And those are just the parts that I have seen. Even with all of these spaces, each is quite sizable and could easily accommodate more than I can in the equivalent space in my current abode. It shall, verily, be awesome.

What this might indicate to you is that my life, if you will, is easily split up into nicely manageable little chunks, based on the things that I like to do. Yeah, you may think that - and you'd be...well...right I guess... But that's not the point! The point is what these chunks are, and how they shall be split up into rooms! The first such chunk is television and video games, which play a rather important part in my life. This, of course, will take place in the lounge-room (which, in the - hopefully - new place I'll be moving into, is nicely open and quite large...)

Seriously - Who *Doesn't* Want To Spend Their Evening Like This?

The other areas are dedicated to eating and table-top gaming (the kitchen, obviously), computer gaming and study (the office area - most likely to be placed in one of the spare bedrooms - because we will have two, as Spud and Encey will share a bedroom, or at least that was Encey's conjecture...), the music room (to be probably set up in another one of the bedrooms, along with some other things I suppose - maybe to be used as a spare room for when people come over?), and finally a lounging lazily outdoors in my wading pool (the...the outdoors area, obviously...I can't believe you'd need to question that!)

There may be other areas that I've forgotten, but at this stage I'm not really sure. My life is, it would seem, quite simple...

The moral of this story is that when I eventually move out of my current house, it will be awesome - everything will be wonderful on this day. Gold shall rain from the sky, and the rivers shall turn to the sweetest ambrosia. So...you know...when I do move...well - it'll be obvious. Unless you aren't in the surrounding region, in which case you might just get showered with yellow, funny smelling water.

4 comments:

  1. Are you sure that's water that's gonna rain on me?
    I am quite worried.

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  2. don't just sit there...tell us your variety of teas!!:) have you had Mumbai Chai??

    ooooh sooo delicious.

    *stupid ass bucket live journal is down* ~leakyspider

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  3. I applaud you sir for your starting of a huge shitstorm on the MAF. Extremely amusing.

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